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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 20, 2027
In 13 monthsYou fix the grammar, but the AI fixes your entire career.
Linguistic janitor with a penchant for French syntax.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect prose at machine speeds.
squeeze.you▸ TEXTPOLISHER PRO 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rewrites your lead paragraphs to be clickbait
You polish French articles, rewrite dry leads, and source stock images to fill space.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a subtle tone in French satire falls completely flat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart plugins start catching your grammar mistakes before you do.
Month 4
Visual AI automatically scans databases to suggest better photos.
Month 8
Language models write fifty headline variants for every article.
Month 12
Bulk processing agents rewrite your entire backlog for regional consistency.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system finishes the final edit and locks your credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42
Errors caught per hour
99.8%
French nuance accuracy
Zero
Time spent finding photos
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium spellchecker.
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