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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a very expensive, slow, and irritable search engine.
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You explain how products function to internal teams. You document features and answer recurring technical product questions.
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You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about the product requirement.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our scraper reads all your internal documentation and slack chats.
Month 3
An AI agent starts drafting your replies for you to approve.
Month 7
Your slack account is set to auto-reply using the trained model.
Month 12
The AI handles all technical queries without human oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your laptop is reclaimed and you are politely thanked for training.
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