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July 27, 2035
In 8 years, 9 monthsA glorified bus driver in a metal tube under the ocean.
Deep-sea stressed strategist with a love for sonar ghosts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Silence is the only requirement for victory.
ow.you▸ ABYSSAL-NAV 9000▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARS, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal stealth depth in milliseconds
You navigate nuclear submarines through dangerous waters while managing complex ballast systems and sonar signals. Your job is basically underwater hide-and-seek with higher stakes.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique human ability to distinguish genuine equipment failure from a terrifying kraken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every oceanic thermal layer to automate routine navigation without human sonar input.
Month 16
Robotic valves replace manual ballast control to maintain perfect buoyancy during silent running maneuvers.
Year 3.3
AI systems replace human officers on the bridge to track contacts and manage signal signatures.
Year 5
Neural networks learn to resolve complex reactor containment issues faster than your tired human brain.
Year 9 · D-Day
The vessel fully autonomous, the captain is transitioned to a permanent shore-based museum tour guide.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400 liters
Coffee consumption units
82
Anxiety spikes per patrol
5000
Hours spent avoiding rocks
Your severance
One complimentary periscope keychain and an inflatable life raft.
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