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Will AI replace Submarine Engineering Project Manager jobs? · Latest report #argsmmq7
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsEngineering submarines by spreadsheet until the ocean accepts our silicon overlords.
Aerospace background, currently debugging the reality of naval logistics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drowning budgets in pure, cold logic.
help!youAI▸ DEPTHGAUGE AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes hull stress loadouts while you sleep
You track engineering milestones and manage defence submarine technical debt while ignoring the crushing pressure of budget meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a structural engineer is lying about the repair timeline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Automated agents start reading your project reports before you do.
Month 7
Software algorithms take over the task of reallocating project funds.
Month 14
Vision models flag regulatory deviations without needing a human review.
Month 23
Smart agents handle all submarine parts procurement and vendor relations.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system assumes full command of submarine project lifecycle management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
12 daily
Coffee-fuelled status updates
3,400 yearly
Hours spent on Gantt charts
4 per week
Threats of project cancellation
Your severance
A decommissioned sonar buoy and one year of silence.
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