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October 15, 2053
In 27 yearsThe ocean is too big, wet, and angry for me today.
Deep-sea palate tester with a death wish.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deeper than your career prospects.
ow.youAI▸ ABYSSAL-SCAN 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters toxic abyssal broth instantly
You test deep-sea water and food samples at crushing depths. The pressure is honestly quite alarming for our hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You actually trust your own tongue to judge if the deep sea sludge tastes safe.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors begin recording salt levels while you sleep.
Year 5
Drones replace the need for your physical presence in pods.
Year 12
Chemical arrays simulate human taste buds with high accuracy.
Year 19
Submarines navigate the Bermuda Triangle without your nervous guidance.
Year 27 · D-Day
The ocean is now exclusively owned by our underwater server farms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
too many
Deep sea dives
zero comfort
Food samples tasted
maximum
Hull integrity anxiety
Your severance
One waterproof watch and a very fast sub.
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