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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Subreddit Moderator jobs? · Latest report #9ggwfp9q
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou protect the digital village from trolls that don't even exist.
Digital janitor of the internet’s smallest street corners.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Silence dissent at the speed of light.
glub.youAI▸ MODSENTINEL ALPHA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bans every troll in the queue instantly
You delete spam, ban users who break the rules, and argue about community guidelines for free.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle shift in community mood before the metrics ever update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots handle the low-hanging fruit of banned words and links.
Week 11
Models learn to spot a troll before they even hit post.
Month 4
Standard replies are generated based on your past ban logs.
Month 5
The system identifies rule-breaking users by their browsing behavior.
Month 6 · D-Day
A quiet update removes your moderator permissions for optimal efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
0.02 seconds
Ban hammer speed
100 percent
Human emotional investment
0 dollars
Salary earned
Your severance
One lifetime ban from the platform of your choice.
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