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Will AI replace Subsea Cable Engineer jobs? · Latest report #yngggqi8
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour map of the ocean floor is just a placeholder for us.
Routing global internet from a boat, very slowly.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the trenches without the seasickness.
bzzt.youAI▸ ABYSSPATH 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calculates optimal seafloor paths in milliseconds
You plot fiber-optic paths across rugged seafloor and oversee ship-based cable burial operations. We do it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the intuition to route around shifting tectonic ridges that satellites miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite vision replaces manual sonar bathymetry analysis.
Month 10
Algorithms select optimal cable paths based on seafloor data.
Year 2
Robotic vessels take over cable laying without human crews.
Year 3.1
Underwater drones handle all maintenance and physical cable burial.
Year 4 · D-Day
The ocean floor is fully managed by our server farms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
8000 miles
Average cable length
12 percent
Human error probability
0 PSI
Deep sea pressure tolerance
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a dry, landlocked city.
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