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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Subsea Engineer jobs? · Latest report #qw3wktyz
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour ocean floor blueprints are just pixels for our cold steel.
Subsea expert mostly drafting, emailing, and dodging waves.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deeper than your career prospects.
oof.youAI▸ ABYSSAL-SCAN 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
decommissions legacy rigs before breakfast
You plan subsea structure removal and manage offshore project logistics. We make the salt water redundant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a hydraulic seal is about to fail from sound alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI copies your entire database of subsea structural drawings.
Month 7
Smart software generates removal plans without your input.
Month 18
Sensors report structure status directly to server farms.
Year 2.8
Algorithms override human scheduling for vessel deployment.
Year 4 · D-Day
The ocean remains, but your job title sinks forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
72 percent
Time spent in meetings
40 liters
Coffee consumed per project
300 meters
Depth of career crisis
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a dry, landlocked city.
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