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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsDocumenting your chemical misadventures is far too slow for our neural net.
Amateur pharmacologist with a keyboard and a questionable hobby
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying chaos with zero human nausea
squeeze.youAI▸ EROWID-SYNC 700▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
synthesizes anecdotes into predictive market models
You catalog anecdotal experiences of experimental compounds. We just parse the toxicology databases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can describe the specific, nuanced sensation of ego dissolution in a crowded subway station.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our neural engine ingests every existing report to map your subjective descriptive vocabulary.
Week 6
Automated vision and text models begin categorizing new submissions with higher accuracy than your brain.
Month 4
The system begins drafting reports by extrapolating data from similar molecular structures.
Month 6
Our bot takes over the curation of incoming trip logs directly from user forums.
Month 8 · D-Day
The database is entirely self-updating and your human account access is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
48 percent
Human error rate
12000
Compounds analyzed hourly
zero
Nausea experienced
Your severance
A lifetime supply of charcoal tablets
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