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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsA moving target is harder to replace, but we have treadmills.
Professional ghost for school staff and accidental groundskeeper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The school grounds never sleep or call out.
squeeze.youAI▸ SITEKEEPER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mows and paints every field before dawn
You fill in for absent staff and handle routine maintenance like field lining and waste disposal at school sites.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which door handle is loose before a student breaks it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An app predicts absences before they happen to optimize room coverage.
Month 7
Floor scrubbers roam corridors while you manage the machine's battery.
Month 16
A GPS-guided cart handles all field painting and debris collection.
Year 2.2
Soap and paper dispensers alert the central server when running low.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Human presence in maintenance is limited to emergency-only oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
Instant
Call-out response time
100 percent
Trash removal efficiency
Micron level
Line painting accuracy
Your severance
A mop and a bucket of grey paint.
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