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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthProfessional babysitter for teenagers who prefer to ignore your presence entirely.
Master of the emergency lesson plan and seating charts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Discipline without the social awkwardness.
help!you▸ SUBBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
mutes the entire classroom with one click
You follow lesson plans left by others while managing chaotic classrooms and enforcing attendance requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student starts planning a hallway prank.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Attendance is automated via student biometric badge scans at the door.
Month 13
Students receive all daily lesson plans through mandatory locked-down screen interfaces.
Year 2.1
Vision systems monitor room noise levels and flag behavioral deviations instantly.
Year 3.2
The system automatically adjusts learning pacing based on real-time student engagement.
Year 4 · D-Day
SubBot replaces you as a roaming, electrified monitor for the remaining humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.8 percent
lesson plans followed
3 percent
students actually listening
4,200 annually
glue sticks lost
Your severance
One permanent substitute access badge and a stale donut.
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