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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are just a very expensive, slow, and squishy mole.
Professional dirt-dweller, expert in confined space misery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Tunnels faster, never sleeps, never needs light.
pop?you▸ MOLE-UNIT X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
drills perfectly straight tunnels through bedrock
You dig deep tunnels for infrastructure and wait for orders to defend dark, underground corridors.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a stubborn, irrational refusal to abandon your post in the dark.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Ground-penetrating radar maps every inch of your tunnel system.
Month 5
Robotic hydraulic systems reinforce walls faster than your hands can.
Month 10
The first autonomous drills start working without needing breaks or air.
Month 16
Your radio gear is replaced by high-bandwidth subterranean fiber optics.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are invited to emerge, as the machines own the dark.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000 percent
Tunnel speed increase
2 tons
Dirt per hour
Zero
Oxygen requirement
Your severance
A shovel and a map of the surface.
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