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Will AI replace Subterranean Monarch jobs? · Latest report #5u6akf5e
Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsYour reptilian subjects will eventually prefer a more efficient, cold-blooded algorithm.
Sovereign of the deep crust and scale-covered subjects.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total dominion through superior geological data mining.
ow.youAI▸ CORE-CONTROLLER X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces absolute darkness via remote pulse
You oversee cavernous hollow-earth domains while managing complex inter-species political tensions with subterranean mutant clans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can negotiate with a three-headed mutant using only your royal presence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Seismic sensors begin mapping the hollow tunnels for efficiency.
Year 14
Data models calculate the optimal distribution of fungal paste.
Year 41
Mutants find the machine's rulings more consistent than yours.
Year 68
Fiber-optic networks reach the core for remote management.
Year 100 · D-Day
The machine assumes full monarchical status over the earth.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
450 Kelvins
Average cavern temperature
Quarterly
Mutant rebellion frequency
Zero
Known subterranean exits
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the Earth's mantle.
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