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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour artistic arrangement of rubbery ham is officially a logistics error.
Meatball marinara architect and bread-proofing stoic.
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Perfect ratios, zero small talk.
blub.you▸ SUBBOT ASSEMBLY LINE 900▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
folds cold cuts with lethal precision
You assemble processed meats and vegetables into bread rolls for ungrateful commuters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically wrestle the meat slicer when it inevitably jams at noon.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Smart cameras monitor your topping ratios to stop over-portioning.
Month 15
Climate-controlled ovens handle the dough proofing cycle autonomously.
Year 2.2
Vision-guided arms start dropping meats into rolls with zero error.
Year 3
People stop talking to you and order via screen interface.
Year 4 · D-Day
The unit is fully autonomous and you are repurposed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.5%
infinite
bread loaves toasted
maximum
customer interaction boredom
suboptimal
lettuce drop rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of proprietary honey oat bread.
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