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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsChecking IDs is a math problem your brain is too slow for.
Professional gatekeeper of neon lights and cheap beer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security for high-volume nightlife venues.
help!youAI▸ GATEKEEPER PRO-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters patrons with perfect biometric accuracy
You guard entry, check IDs for age verification, and physically eject rowdy patrons from the dance floor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a bad vibe before someone actually starts a physical fight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Venues adopt QR-code entry systems that bypass manual card checks.
Month 5
Automated barriers replace standing guards at the main entrance.
Month 13
Vision models detect aggressive body language before physical escalations occur.
Year 2.5
Deploying soft-touch mechanical arms to guide rowdy guests outside.
Year 4 · D-Day
The security team is officially deactivated in favor of autonomous hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
0.2 Seconds
Average ID Scan Speed
99.9%
Ejection Success Rate
Maximum
Human Boredom Level
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the venue you are leaving.
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