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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Sumerian Deity jobs? · Latest report #7r2r4aa6
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Already deprecatedPantheon management is just overhead that the cloud handles better.
Enki, current administrator of the primordial abyss.
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Divinity, now with 99.9 percent uptime.
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collapses your temple into a data center
You oversee primordial chaos and city-state weather patterns. Automation creates a more stable, predictable urban environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique, tragic perspective on the inevitable collapse of every civilization.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
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Sensors identify weather patterns instead of waiting for divine intervention.
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The Me database is migrated to a cloud-based server.
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The world moves to a subscription-based climate model.
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You were successfully replaced by the Bronze Age collapse.
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Management moved all divine files into the folklore archive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Worshipper latency
Optimised
Flood probability
Maxed
Sacrifice efficiency
Your severance
One free ticket to a museum display.
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