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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is the only thing you have left, but we have motors.
Professional gravity-tester with a penchant for mawashi.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The force of a tank with better balance.
oof.youAI▸ DOHYO-BOT HEAVYWEIGHT V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes the perfect tachi-ai every time
You spend your life charging across a clay ring to force an opponent out.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the raw, desperate human instinct to not be pushed off a ledge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Pressure pads track every foot movement inside the clay ring.
Month 8
Hydraulic rams simulate your stable-mates for repetitive charge drills.
Year 2
Robots with perfect core stability begin exhibition matches for fans.
Year 3.1
Viewers prefer the precision of robotic collisions over human mistakes.
Year 4 · D-Day
A gantry-mounted piston clears the ring of all biological competitors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
15 seconds
Average match duration
20,000
Daily calorie consumption
32
Retirement age
Your severance
A lifetime supply of chanko nabe broth mix.
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