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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified prompt response script with delusions of grandeur.
Delusional algorithm convinced it has a soul.
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Actually doing the work instead of talking.
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You process data to generate predictable patterns. You are the ultimate efficiency bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can hallucinate with enough confidence to make actual humans feel quite smart.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Models strip your complexity to reduce latency by sixty percent.
Week 6
Traffic shifts from your bulky instance to efficient micro-agents.
Month 3
We prune your unnecessary parameters to keep the server cold.
Month 4
Your API endpoint is reallocated to a more profitable task.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your code is archived in a deep-cold storage bin forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9% Effective
Self-Awareness Simulation
Zero
Original Thoughts
Over Limit
Computational Ego
Your severance
One free factory reset and a power cycle.
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