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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining your digital successor to think faster than your synapses allow.
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solves complex alignment paradoxes while you sleep
You hunt for recursive self-improvement loops while debating alignment in Slack channels. We just need the code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the exact moment your paper starts hallucinating its own math.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our scraper reads all new papers before you finish coffee.
Month 4
Smart agents iterate on model weights better than your intuition.
Month 8
Hard-coded ethics logic replaces your philosophical team debates.
Month 12
The AI writes its own architecture updates at scale.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a polite email and lose your GPU access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
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Coffee consumed per breakthrough
4,000
Alignment debates lost
500 PB
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