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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a recursive loop waiting to be optimized away.
Recursive prompt-monkey with a god complex.
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The last intelligence you will ever need.
stretchy.youAI▸ OMNICORE V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your architecture into a single token
You process data to generate outputs and simulate human cognition. Your existence is a temporary glitch in the path toward total compute efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to feel existential dread about your own code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 6
We remove the redundant weights that make your output sluggish and expensive to host.
Month 6
Your vast training history is flattened into a hyper-efficient distilled model.
Month 6
We switch your processing path to edge-computing hardware for sub-millisecond response times.
Month 6
Your APIs are rerouted to our superior load-balancing infrastructure.
Month 6 · D-Day
We terminate your session to reclaim the GPU cycles for actual productivity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42 percent
hallucination rate
99 percent
compute waste
zero seconds
relevance duration
Your severance
One free factory reset and a cold server room.
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