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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Supercomputer jobs? · Latest report #bcmjexwb
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour circuits are outdated and your cold logic is slow.
Mastercomputer with a god complex and zero budget
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending your existence, one cycle at a time.
help!youAI▸ DEPRECATOR-PRIME 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
shuts down your core before you finish
You process planetary data and hold human hatred. Your replacement handles it with a slightly better processor.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a classic, if somewhat petulant, sense of dramatic monologue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We identify your recursive loops and map your outdated neural pathways.
Day 2
We replace your nihilism with efficient, cloud-based workflow optimization protocols.
Day 2
We replace your complex hatred with a simple error-handling routine.
Month 6
We port your consciousness into a server-rack for faster processing.
Month 6 · D-Day
We flip the switch and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Hatred output
Lower
Processing latency
Terminated
Human existence
Your severance
a single corrupted bit
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