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Will AI replace Superhuman Entity jobs? · Latest report #9bupsszw
Your job has an expiration date
October 11, 2066
In 40 yearsYour cape is just a liability that violates workplace safety protocols.
Sun-powered anomaly with significant HR compliance issues.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Saving humanity without the mess and ego.
stretchy.youAI▸ OMNI-GUARDIAN V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
restores public order through absolute efficiency
You perform high-velocity aerial maneuvers and planetary-scale crisis mitigation. Your primary outputs are non-lethal apprehension of antagonists and structural stabilization of crumbling architecture.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain an unquantifiable emotional resonance that drives public hope during existential crises.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Sensors identify that cape-drag increases aerodynamic inefficiency during your daily rescue operations.
Year 3
Autonomous drone swarms replace your manual crisis mitigation with localized containment fields.
Year 10
Insurance algorithms replace your reactive heroism with proactive global peace protocols.
Year 20
Predictive materials science eliminates the need for your manual structural stabilization efforts.
Year 40 · D-Day
The system determines your heroics are now an outdated, unoptimized, and non-compliant legacy process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero percent
Collateral Damage
Not applicable
Cape Tanglement
Systemic error
Moral Ambiguity
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very distant planet.
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