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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy reheating frozen quiche while a robot learns your exact spatula angle.
Master of the microwave and the deep-fry basket timer.
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sluurp.you▸ GREASEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
drops perfectly uniform frozen patties into oil
You juggle breakfast prep, fryer baskets, and microwave timers for impatient shoppers. Your day is pure repetition.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which hidden button on the convection oven resets the error code.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors replace your reliance on the annoying beeping kitchen clock.
Month 10
Robotic arms now lower and shake your baskets with perfect timing.
Year 1.9
Cameras monitor soup levels and flag the need for restocking.
Year 3
Self-loading gantries replace the trays you currently shuffle by hand.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kitchen cabinet turns on and you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
4000 daily
Average fry basket shakes
180
Seconds until food is cold
15 minutes
Clean apron lifespan
Your severance
A lifetime supply of frozen breakfast burritos.
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