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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsScanning barcodes until the heat death of the universe.
Professional shelf-filler and barcode-reader in training
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Scanning faster than human eyes can blink.
split.you▸ CARTBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes the intercom during difficult requests
You stock shelves, scan items at registers, and handle customer complaints about missing shelf tags.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about a price match.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Weight sensors on shelves track stock levels automatically without your input.
Month 4
Robotic kiosks replace human scanning speed with vision-based product recognition.
Month 11
Small robots navigate aisles to clean spills and identify empty spots.
Month 19
One server manages store orders and stock rotation across all departments.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The doors lock for humans and open for automated replenishment units.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
800
Average items scanned per hour
900000
Seconds spent explaining loyalty programs
infinite
Number of times the item wouldn't scan
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired store-brand cereal.
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