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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou are just a slow, bipedal version of a barcode scanner.
Professional shelf-facer and human barrier to automated checkout.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect alignment, zero snacking breaks.
ow.youAI▸ SHELFBOT OMNI-STOCK V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
restocks the entire cereal aisle instantly
You spend your shift restocking shelves, facing products, and scanning groceries. You are the human interface for inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused customer exactly where the spicy mustard is.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Weight sensors alert the system when stock levels hit zero.
Month 10
Small robots move pallets from backroom to store floor floor.
Year 1.9
Cameras track shelf disorder and adjust products to the front.
Year 3
Computer vision replaces the act of scanning items completely.
Year 4 · D-Day
The store operates as an automated, lights-out warehouse model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
200 units/hr
Average facing speed
12 percent
Human error rate
4 dollars
Cost per shelf gap
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired store-brand granola bars.
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