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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsPredicting consumer tastes with spreadsheets is just fancy guessing, Dave.
Corporate spreadsheet wizard, oracle of the pasta aisle.
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Automated inventory that actually sells.
oof.youAI▸ SUPPLYCHAIN-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates supplier contracts in real-time
You spend days negotiating with suppliers and forecasting demand for pasta and pies. Data is your only weapon.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weirdly accurate gut feeling about whether garlic bread will sell this weekend.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor stock levels and auto-trigger orders without your input.
Month 5
Smart software bots auction your supply contracts to the cheapest vendors.
Month 10
Neural networks forecast exactly how many pies to ship per store.
Month 15
Vendors submit quotes directly to the system, removing your human oversight.
Month 21 · D-Day
The spreadsheet closes forever and the supply chain runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
140
Emails per day
12%
Margin inaccuracy
42
Spreadsheet tabs open
Your severance
A lifetime supply of frozen garlic bread crusts.
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