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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsScanning barcodes is not a career, it is a waiting room.
Professional button pusher and barcode-scanning enthusiast.
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Frictionless commerce for the modern era.
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processes returns without a single sigh
You scan items, handle returns, and fix price errors while staring at a flickering fluorescent light.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about a damaged carton of eggs.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors identify items as they are pulled from shelves.
Month 5
Customers skip the register by paying on their phones.
Month 12
Software tracks every cent without needing your count.
Month 18
Autonomous floor units handle broken liquids and glass.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Registers removed to make room for more snacks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Average scanned items per minute
90
Seconds per awkward customer interaction
65%
Percentage of day spent waiting
Your severance
One self-checkout kiosk to display in your home.
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