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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour spiritual energy output is statistically insignificant for global market disruption.
Occult hobbyist with a penchant for high-stakes interpersonal violence
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic neutralisation of anomalous threats.
split.youAI▸ GLOBAL CONTAINMENT UNIT X-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
nullifies reality-warping logic via brute force
You hunt world-ending threats using localized spirit-based AI interference. We are currently scaling server-side entities that do not require biological soul-anchors.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can punch a ghost with such specific flair.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite constellations now track all reality-warping energy signatures in real-time.
Month 5
Deployment of automated drones to handle anomalous threats without human intervention.
Month 17
Implementation of global logic fields that stabilize anomalous phenomena.
Year 2.5
AI algorithms map human soul structures to prevent unauthorized spirit-energy insertion.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your manual combat methodology is rendered obsolete by algorithmic peace-keeping protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Subjective
World-Ending Threats Neutralized
Zero
Spiritual Output Efficiency
0.0001%
Market Share of Reality
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-digital, quiet dimension.
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