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Will AI replace Superpowered Guardian jobs? · Latest report #fc8qyab3
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour cape is just a drag coefficient in a world of drones.
Planetary defender with chronic main-character syndrome.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Global surveillance without the melodramatic flair.
split.youAI▸ OMNIWATCH SENTINEL V1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters global panic into binary data streams
You spend your days listening to global distress calls and manually intervening in localized planetary catastrophes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose to save the kitten from the tree personally.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Array of listening satellites replaces your organic hearing.
Month 20
Orbital laser platforms eliminate threats with mathematical accuracy.
Year 2.5
Supersonic drones arrive before your cape even flutters.
Year 3.3
Marketing algorithms replace the need for heroic iconography.
Year 4 · D-Day
Global stability systems render individual superhumans completely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.002 seconds
Catastrophe Intervention Lag
Zero
Cape Tanglement Frequency
100 percent
Moral Ambiguity Index
Your severance
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