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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou have root access to a legacy system that hates you.
Root access owner, keeper of the sudoers file.
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Automating your security clearance away forever.
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You manage elevated system privileges and perform complex administrative commands on fragile, aging production environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which cryptic flag will fix the production outage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify every redundant permission currently in your local config.
Week 6
Routine maintenance commands move to a headless automation agent.
Month 3
AI models predict and apply security patches before you read the changelog.
Month 4
Access tokens are revoked and transferred to a locked-down virtual vault.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system self-heals without human input and your login credentials expire.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
12 annually
Accidental database deletions
4,000 yearly
Hours spent on sudo
Zero percent
Documentation read rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a command-line help forum.
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