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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsThe machine respects your ambition but finds your lair overhead unsustainable.
Mastermind of the unnecessary technological overreach.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through calculated global entropy
split.youAI▸ CHAOS-ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers monologues with perfect, soul-crushing timing
You plot world domination through complex schemes and henchmen management. You spend your days refining monologues and evading heroes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can make an entrance that genuinely terrifies your enemies in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart drones replace your incompetent guards with better aim.
Week 7
Sensors identify hero weaknesses before they even arrive.
Week 13
AI writes your monologues to be statistically more intimidating.
Month 4
Cloud-based doomsday machines remove the need for volcano bases.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine handles the world takeover without your dramatic input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Sub-optimal
Monologue efficiency
Alarming
Henchmen turnover
Excessive
Lair utility cost
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote island bunker.
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