Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Supervisor Barista jobs? · Latest report #debv6j55
Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour espresso art is just pixels in a cup eventually.
Caffeine-fueled chaos wrangler and foam architect.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect extraction without the morning grumpiness.
nom.you▸ BARISTAGRID V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates every shot before your first customer
You manage morning caffeine rushes and dial in coffee grinders. You keep the milk flowing and the shop clean.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the beans are slightly off by smell before the grinder does.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors adjust the grinder automatically to account for local humidity changes.
Month 10
Hydraulic pistons replace your wrist by tamping with uniform pressure every time.
Month 20
Automated steam wands monitor heat and texture without needing manual supervision.
Year 2.5
Software tracks bean depletion and auto-orders from the warehouse without you.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
One single chassis replaces your shift, your apron, and your patience.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.001 percent
Average extraction error
Perfectly identical
Milk micro-foam consistency
Infinite fractal
Latte art complexity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of instant coffee packets.
Discussion
