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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour ability to describe artificial flavoring is no longer a career.
Professional shaker-bottle enthusiast and unasked-for diet advisor.
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Automated supplement guidance without the small talk.
sluurp.you▸ POWDERPOINT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dispenses personalized scoops via sensor data
You pitch protein powders and vitamins to gym-goers. You handle inventory and upsell products to walk-in customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about their actual gym goals.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Smart sensors track powder levels and automatically reorder stock.
Month 5
Touchscreen kiosks start answering common supplement questions for you.
Month 12
Self-checkout lanes remove the need for your physical presence.
Month 18
Warehouse robots refill the shelves while the store is closed.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The shop goes fully unstaffed and you get to finally stay home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
14 percent
Average upsell rate
300 per sale
Seconds spent chatting
marketing script
Product knowledge depth
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic creatine.
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