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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou are a professional email forwarder for industrial tape.
Expert in the thrilling world of industrial adhesive tape.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated replenishment for the modern warehouse.
oof.youAI▸ PROCUREBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates purchase orders at midnight
You track inventory levels of indirect materials and email suppliers when stock runs low.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a supplier is lying about shipping delays via tone of voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI starts reading your inbox to mimic your annoying professional tone.
Week 9
The machine takes over basic reordering based on inventory sensor data.
Month 5
Chatbots start negotiating prices directly with the supplier sales reps.
Month 8
You stop typing and only click approve on AI-made decisions.
Month 10 · D-Day
The software is granted full autonomy and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
142
Emails sent daily
40,000+
Spreadsheet rows managed
99%
Lunch hours wasted
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated procurement dashboard.
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