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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day emailing vendors who refuse to read instructions.
Professional cat-herder for stubborn supply chain accounts
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning supply chains into frictionless loops
glub.youAI▸ VENDORSYNC FLOW 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates vendor onboarding through deep-packet scraping
You onboard suppliers into portals and chase them for updated compliance documents and missing catalog data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their shipping capacity over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual uploads are replaced by a direct API feed.
Month 3
Smart bots email vendors until compliance forms are signed.
Month 6
A vision model scrubs vendor CSV files for errors automatically.
Month 10
AI negotiators handle vendor disputes using pre-set business logic.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously; you are officially legacy infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
142
emails sent per day
89%
manual portal entries
Critical
frustration level
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's procurement platform
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