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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMoving Excel rows around while the containers rot at the port.
Professional spreadsheet architect and crisis email responder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Inventory optimization without the human hesitation.
glub.youAI▸ FLOWSTATE PREDICTOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebalances your global inventory in milliseconds
You juggle spreadsheets to balance inventory and forecast demand. You spend your days managing lead times and safety stocks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about a shipment by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull real-time inventory data directly from the warehouse floor.
Month 4
AI models generate demand forecasts without your biased human intuition.
Month 10
Bots handle automated escalation emails when suppliers miss their dates.
Month 15
The system presents the optimal plan, making your input purely ceremonial.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system gains write-access to the inventory ledger, removing the human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
42
Emails per crisis
118
Spreadsheet tabs opened
Infinite
Vendor excuses heard
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a logistics seminar.
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