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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are a glorified inbox filter that will soon be archived.
Professional inbox manager and case resolution enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for every inquiry.
oof.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 5000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming tickets in milliseconds
You track participant records and provide answers for incoming inquiries. A computer does this faster and without sighs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect genuine frustration in a client's tone over a call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting answers to every ticket you open.
Week 9
Software automatically sorts and categorizes all incoming case files.
Month 4
Automated systems handle routine resolution steps without human oversight.
Month 6
You only approve the AI work instead of doing it.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
too slow
Average ticket resolution
14 percent
Human error rate
constant
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A browser bookmark for a coding bootcamp.
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