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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Support Consultant jobs? · Latest report #9g4f78sa
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour templated empathy is reaching its natural conclusion.
Professional translator of 'I can't find the button'
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before they even happen.
brr.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects user intent before they finish typing
You answer tickets, update knowledge base articles, and placate confused customers using canned responses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the genuine, illogical fury in a customer's specific typo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts reading incoming tickets to suggest answers.
Month 3
Your favorite canned responses are now handled by an auto-responder.
Month 6
The AI writes its own knowledge base articles based on traffic.
Month 10
Human intervention is restricted to only the most bizarre edge cases.
Month 14 · D-Day
All support queues are fully autonomous and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.02 seconds
Average resolution time
99.9 percent
Sarcasm detection accuracy
Infinity
Canned responses generated
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to our competitor's support bot.
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