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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour troubleshooting script is just a slower version of a bot.
Junior analyst (mostly resetting routers, emotionally exhausted by VOIP).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning customer tickets into silent resolved logs.
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autocorrects network settings while you blink
You reset routers and talk stressed restaurant owners through VOIP configuration errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the sheer panic in a restaurant manager's voice before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM indexes your entire history of solved tickets.
Month 3
Scripts handle all standard router and VOIP adapter resets.
Month 5
AI mimics your tone to soothe confused restaurant owners.
Month 7
Hardware self-configures, removing the need for support calls.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the bot clears the queue.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 daily
Average router resets
12 minutes
Time per VOIP ticket
5 cups
Coffee intake
Your severance
A voucher for high-speed internet you can no longer afford.
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