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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Support Desk IT jobs? · Latest report #m4kuryd2
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a human reboot button waiting for a script.
Professional password restarter and hardware shamer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The first help desk that never sighs.
ow.you▸ HELPBOT LOGIC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes the user automatically during ticket closure
Resetting passwords and reading from a knowledge base. You turn things off and on again for money.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a user is lying about having rebooted their device.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI learns to answer all your FAQs without a human.
Week 9
Users use self-service portals instead of calling your desk.
Month 3
An algorithm sorts every ticket and identifies the solution instantly.
Month 4
Hardware sends self-healing signals to fix issues before they emerge.
Month 6 · D-Day
The support portal stops accepting human chat requests forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
0.4 seconds
Avg time to solve
0.2 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
Negative 400
Patience units left
Your severance
A slightly used ergonomic mouse and a sad nod.
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