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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou oversee metrics that bots calculate better and faster than you.
Managing spreadsheets about how people talk to other people.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total oversight without the human meetings.
splat.you▸ DIRECTORBOT CX-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises ticket resolution paths in real time
You track ticket volumes, manage support leads, and refine escalation processes. Bots now handle the entire customer feedback loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific emotional labor of calming down a furious key account manager.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI analyzes every support macro to find the most efficient reply.
Month 4
Smart agents handle all team performance tracking and scheduling.
Month 8
Autonomous systems resolve client issues before they reach a human.
Month 13
Real-time dashboards replace your weekly executive summary slides.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department is fully automated and you are gracefully retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
18 months
Average Time To Resignation
99 percent
Escalation Rate Reduction
100 percent
Meeting Time Eliminated
Your severance
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