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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Support IT Level 1 jobs? · Latest report #eppfy3mf
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning it off and on again is a task for scripts.
Master of the password reset and the 'Have you tried...?'
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Closing tickets before the user even submits.
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autoclosures all tickets with a canned response
You triage incoming tickets, reset passwords, and read knowledge base articles to users who refuse to use search.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having rebooted their machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent tags and prioritizes tickets faster than a human.
Week 6
Smart bots handle password resets without human intervention.
Month 3
Common fixes move into an automated library for instant deployment.
Month 4
Only broken hardware requires a physical technician to visit.
Month 6 · D-Day
The entire support queue is managed by autonomous server clusters.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.04 seconds
Average time to resolution
84 percent
Human error probability
High
Jargon usage rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic support bot.
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