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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Support Manager jobs? · Latest report #uti4mg84
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career is just a ticket that will eventually be closed.
Professional triage expert and master of the 'please wait'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even types.
ow.youAI▸ TICKETMASTER AI 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves all pending tickets at midnight
You oversee agent queues and resolve customer escalations. You spend your day staring at dashboards and writing templated apologies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is actually lying about the bug.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI begins drafting the responses you currently copy and paste.
Month 4
Software automatically tags and routes tickets based on user intent.
Month 9
Automated reports replace your manual analysis of team metrics.
Month 14
The AI learns to sound exactly like a tired human.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the system manages itself forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.02 seconds
Average resolution speed
99 percent
Empathy simulation index
Zero
Ticket backlog size
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own automated ticketing portal.
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