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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Support Systems Administrator jobs? · Latest report #a5eqknpd
Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour keyboard is just a slower way to type my commands.
Professional breaker of production, lover of clean logs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System uptime without the lunch breaks.
oof.youAI▸ ADMINBOT-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every critical vulnerability before you login
You monitor servers and patch software. You also reset passwords for people who forgot their own names.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a server room rack is overheating just by the smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin flagging anomalies before you even open the ticket.
Month 4
AI-led patch management runs updates without your human approval.
Month 8
The servers reboot themselves whenever a process hangs or fails.
Month 11
Users verify their own identity through biometric screen checks.
Month 13 · D-Day
The last admin account is deleted to save on license costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14ms
Average ticket response time
98%
Human error probability
Instant
Password reset efficiency
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