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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou categorize tickets while your digital successor categorizes you as obsolete.
Gatekeeper of the queue, shepherd of the broken code.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sorting chaos into order without human fatigue.
split.youAI▸ TRIAGE-LOGIC PRO 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite backlogs with sub-millisecond accuracy
You triage incoming technical tickets by severity and route them to engineering teams for resolution.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an engineering team is lying about the complexity of a bug.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI models start auto-tagging incoming tickets to suggest severity levels.
Week 5
The system begins routing clear-cut issues directly to engineering queues.
Week 11
AI generates standard responses for your recurring tickets automatically.
Month 4
The system resolves minor site conflicts without notifying human technicians.
Month 6 · D-Day
A silent script replaces the entire triage process forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
4.2 hours
Average ticket response latency
11 percent
Tickets closed after midnight
19 percent
Human error in category labeling
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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