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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human-shaped bridge between two automated error logs.
Master of Terraform, servant of the ticket queue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Triage and deploy without the coffee breaks.
blub.you▸ SYSNET AUTOMATON PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures production servers in total silence
You triage incoming support tickets and perform manual server configurations using infrastructure as code tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent sorts tickets and suggests solutions before humans see.
Month 4
Scripts fix common network errors without human intervention.
Month 8
Models generate Terraform plans directly from service requirements.
Month 13
Robotic secret rotation replaces your manual OpenBao tasks.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and the cluster self-optimizes forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Instantaneous
Ticket resolution speed
100 percent
Terraform apply success rate
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud-free desert cabin.
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