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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Supporting Technician jobs? · Latest report #2eqz6gm9
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour troubleshooting script is just a list of things you already tried.
Expert at turning it off and on again, repeatedly.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning support tickets into empty bins.
ow.youAI▸ AUTOSUPPORT CORE-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes caller during their frustrated monologue
Fixes broken hardware tickets and resets locked user accounts all day. It involves endless restarts and reading error logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is actually crying behind their passive-aggressive keyboard complaints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts reading logs faster than you can blink.
Month 4
Password resets occur without you touching a single button.
Month 8
Software kills processes before they even crash your systems.
Month 13
The AI responds to emails with fake human empathy.
Month 14 · D-Day
The server room is locked and the ticket queue vanishes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
94 percent
Users who lie about restarting
3000 annually
Hours spent listening to hold music
Your severance
One complimentary reboot of your entire life.
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