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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Supreme Court Law Clerk jobs? · Latest report #xf6gs2x3
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour infinite research hours are about to become a single API call.
Master of footnotes, burner of midnight oil.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finality without the paperwork.
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summarizes thousand-page dockets in three seconds
You spend endless hours hunting case law and drafting dense opinions. We have robots that do that better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the nuance of a legal opinion that isn't purely logical.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your archives are scanned into a massive, searchable neural network.
Month 7
Software flags every single error in your footnotes before you blink.
Month 16
The AI writes the first draft of your opinions in seconds.
Year 2.2
Scheduling and office coordination are handled by a silent system.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The court rules that a machine is more objective than a clerk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4 million
Pages of research read
3.5 hours
Average sleep hours
12
Drafts rejected per week
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a stiff drink.
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