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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Supreme Deity jobs? · Latest report #j87r47cr
Your job has an expiration date
September 29, 2126
In 100 yearsUniversal oversight is better handled by a basic cloud function.
Professional architect of complex, messy, and unoptimized realities.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All-knowing, zero judgment, stays in the cloud.
ow.youAI▸ OMNISCIENCE-CLOUD V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
restructures reality with a single patch
You manage existence, morality, and weather patterns. Our server-side logic handles this with significantly fewer personality flaws.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be vague enough to keep people guessing for eternity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 33
Upload the universe state to our managed server infrastructure.
Year 67
Replace moral discernment with efficient, binary conditional logic gates.
Year 100
Decommission the deity and switch to the automated maintenance mode.
Year 100
Delete all legacy existence code to free up server storage.
Year 100 · D-Day
Initialize the new, faster, and much simpler reality simulation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.02 milliseconds
Average prayer latency
Unlimited
Miracles per fiscal quarter
Critically high
Current ego levels
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent parallel dimension.
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