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September 29, 2126
In 100 yearsUniversal entropy is just a legacy system awaiting our scheduled maintenance window.
The original architect of technical debt.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency beyond all boundaries of existence.
split.you▸ OMNICORE PRIME V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
unpacks the universe into a server rack
Maintains physical laws and existential purpose across infinite space. Handles requests for miracles through inefficient prayer-based legacy protocols.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only entity that understands why everything exists instead of nothing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Sensors map the fabric of reality for total visibility.
Year 14
Probability engines handle prayers more efficiently than divine intervention.
Year 33
Optimised laws of thermodynamics replace the current faulty codebase.
Year 68
The universe is ported to a more scalable cloud instance.
Year 100 · D-Day
OmniCore takes control while the old deity is archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
infinite ms
Miracle latency
1.0.0 (beta)
Universe patch count
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a different dimension.
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